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Written on June 1st, 2009 at 13:03 pm by Dayo Nurudeen
Here is the story; I caught a friend with cheat papers before an (analog electronics) exam and I was like dude!!! what are you going to do with this?, and then he told me Dayo these papers are like Assurance to me, so I asked him you mean just like a normal guy that has a life assurance?, he said YES. so I was wondering how is assurance related to cheating.
Cheating is an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition. Cheating characteristically is employed to create an unfair advantage, usually in one's own interest, and often at the expense of others.[1]Cheating implies the breaking of rules. by Wiki.
Assurance is the act or action of assuring: as a : pledge, guarantee b : the act of conveying real property; also : the instrument by which it is conveyed c chiefly British : insurance by merriam-webster.com
to cut the stories short he gave me some guidelines to cheating that has never failed him on most theoretical exams so I decided to share it with my faithful readers.
How to cheat on theoretical part of electronics exam
Here are the 9 steps to good grades he told me about,
He went through the past questions from previous years like 5, 4, 3, 2, and last year, Check out the questions that were repeated each year, Check the questions that appeared twice (on the first and second attempt or more), Reduce the whole past years questions to like 15 or less set of different questions, Since there is a 90% chance that your teachers wont have time to set new questions or they would just change the sentence, Write down the answers to the 15 questions on separate sheet of papers with your name on each. On the exam day, after your teacher tell or give you the questions which would probably be 6 theoretical questions or less, you have 30 seconds to check your bag and pretend to be looking for a pen or something without any
Interrogation from your
invigilator, so all you got to do is to check your cheat papers that you ordered in your bag alphabetically and pick the correct cheat papers that has the answers already written by you to the questions from your teacher. Swipe it, and hide it as secured as possible, then pretend to be messing with the questions by writing some dumb stuffs on another blank paper, When the time is up, submit the cheat papers. Remember to change few sentences.
Remember cheating is wrong and illegal, if you get caught cheating on exam it might cost you much much more than you think. I spent four days learning for the same exam but he spent his 5 days writing the cheat papers, we both made it anyway. Better if you learn how to cheat before exam in combination with
how to make your teacher pass you or how to make your teacher increase your grade other than learning how to cheat during the exam. Feel free to share how you pass yours.
Good Luck!!!
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4 Responses to “Cheat Paper Equals Assurance?”
nusch Says:
June 29, 2009 at 9:02 pm
The point is to strike a happy medium between cheating as assurance and cheating with use of cheet sheets. Sometimes it’s hard to don’t cheat if you know everybody does it, as you have written cheating also has an impact on others through increasing overall level of requested knowledge.
But in my opinion passing studies with no cheating it’s 100% possible, only needs much more work. I didn’t cheat on any exams from 1’st semester although always having ‘insurance papers’. From the other hand I’ve cheated on a regular basis during small mid-semester tests. Because as opposed to them the exams tests our assimilated fundamental knowledge and give a chance to solve problem in multiple ways using all the basics of the subject you’ve learned. And the mid-semester test very often test our ability to learn something in exactly the same way lecturer presented it, there is no time to thinking, only spitting out what you memorized. I don’t have time for this, because I have Internet, books and brain. Studies should prepare only for connecting them.
Dayo Says:
June 30, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Thanks Nusch. You wrote “Sometimes it’s hard to don’t cheat if you know everybody does it” and I think that’s right because there was a time I got lost because I looked right and left and saw people cheating, I was trying to be a fake hero that knows all and at the end my grade was low although I passed also. I think most students cheat because they probably got no time to learn or too lazy to learn and I think its better not to be a student if you have no time for it or am I missing something?.
nusch Says:
JJune 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm
There is no perfect studies, you are choosing those which more or less overlaps with your interests. And you have two ways – blindly follow Curriculum and Subject Syllabi and have no more time for anything or keep developing your passions, connecting it with studies while filtering material you’re sure you won’t need in future. I’ve chosen second option and believe it gives me much more chances on labor market in future than perfect non-cheating students with scholarspis.
Dayo Says:
June 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Dude that was a bomb, well I am used to the second option as well and it serves me right. Studies/Learning is important but not everything but keeping in touch with the real world while doing it makes it perfect or else the world wont welcome you after your graduation. That was a bomb once again.
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